Wow, if I were still into emotionally unavailable, jerky guys, Jude Law would be right up my alley. The once adored actor has been on the ass side of popularity for quite awhile now - it doesn't look like that's going to change anytime soon. What better way for Jude to ensure that fact? By throwing oranges at potential fans, naturally. Details, via Crazy Days & Nights: [When Jude Law came to New York to star in Hamlet on Broadway
he needed a place to stay. Well, the place he found just happens to be next
door to the freshman dorm at NYU. An entire side of the dorm looks out onto the
balcony of Jude Law's apartment and whenever he appears, people go running to
their windows and the catcalls begin.
Considering that Jude Law regularly
exercises out on his balcony this has provided the freshmen with some
interesting things to do during the day. Jude however is not amused. One of the
days he was working out and the hollering began, Jude walked back inside to his
apartment and emerged with oranges, which he threw at the dorm windows. All
misses. So, Jude went and got a few more oranges and this time was successful
and covered several of the windows in orange pulp.]
Jude being rude to college aged freshmen girls? I never thought I'd see the day! Perhaps we've just misinterpreted the situation. It's interesting that Law chose oranges, which are shaped like balls (albeit a larger version). Perhaps he was trying to hit on the ladies - the oranges represent the aforementioned balls and the pulp is semen. And if you play your cards right, you could get some! That sounds more like the Law we know and love.
[Photo Credit: Stop with the teasing.]

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