Jon Gosselin Is Screwed

[In case there's not enough evidence in the extensive "Jon Gosselin is an idiot" media file, he made a handwritten note in July during his brief fling with former Star reporter Kate Major promising her a job as his assistant with "a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement." Radar Online has a PDF of the note, signed by both Major and Gosselin. Major of course quit her job writing for the tabloid at Jon's offer of a job which never materialized. Once Jon kicked her to the curb after less than a month of dating she went crying to multiple outlets about how Jon had reneged on his promises to her and had made her "look like a liar, a fool and an idiot" by denying their relationship.

Now Kate 2.0 has been deposed by TLC in their case against Jon for breach of contract. TLC scolded Jon over the summer for breaking the contract's "moral clause," and his fling with Major was part of that. This note could also be part of the evidence that Jon was trying to circumvent TLC by arranging for his own media appearances, something he needed to get the network's ok with first. Kate also probably needs the cash from selling the note to Radar. I would bet that she hasn't secured employment yet.

TLC is probably going to cream Jon in court. His other wronged ex girlfriend, Stephanie Santoro, has also been deposed by TLC, as has Michael Lohan. All three of these people - Major, Santoro, and Lohan - have spoken out against Jon to the press so you know they're going to love helping TLC with their case. Jon's case goes to court in Maryland on December 14.

Betty Confidential reports that Jon's paparazzi buddies could also get deposed by TLC. They have a source who says he regularly calls them up to hang out and chat and that he'll tell them pretty much anything about his life. "He moans about Kate and his messy life and is pretty willing to commiserate with anyone who will listen." That'll cost him.]

Nothing too surprising here - we've had ample opportunity at this point to discover what an idiot Jon can be. Although, if you're looking for a good laugh, you should click on the Radar Online link above to see the hilarious hand scratched note that will cost Gosselin his nuts. I don't know what the hurry was - she doesn't look that good in bed! Someone who has been suspiciously quiet of late? Hailey Glassman (Jon's supposed girlfriend) - which would make me pretty nervous, if I were Jon. Though I swear I can hear Kate Gosselin cackling from here...

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