Looks Like It's Getting Worse Before It Gets Better

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Ugh - the hole just keeps getting dug deeper in the Fergie /Josh Duhamel/stripper cheating scandal. On the upside - we have a whole new "Bermuda Triangle!" I'm sure that eases Fergie's pain. Even more details, revealing that Josh most likely strayed:

["Josh told her it didn't happen, and she believes him." Yet a lawyer for the same Atlanta exotic dancer who claims she had a one-night stand with Duhamel has passed a lie-detector test and is in possession of racy texts from the Transformers star that corroborate the affair, Us Weekly reports.

Attorney Romin Alavi tells Us that his client, Nicole Forrester -- a 34-year-old mother of two -- didn't seek out the the National Enquirer (which offered her $20,000 for the story) in hopes of a payday. "Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called the Enquirer with the tip," Alavi tells Us Weekly. "The Enquirer then came to Nicole."

The new Us Weekly also reports how various women across the country have now come forth to claim their own dubious sexcapades with Duhamel, 37. During San Francisco's JV on Wild 94.9 radio show on Oct. 30, a woman named Serena called in to say that while the then-engaged actor was filming the Transformers sequel at a New Mexico Air Force base in 2008, he slept with her best friend who was stationed there. "She also said she knew two other people whom he hooked up with," the program's producer, Jon Manuel, tells Us Weekly.]

Ouch! The cheesy Jerry Springer style polygraph is one thing. The supposed text messages and additional fling info has brought this fiasco to a new level of trash. I'm sure Nicole Forrester (the stripper in question) will be "revealing" what these "steamy messages" said any day now - for the right price, of course.

Meanwhile, in a case of "worst timing ever" comes Fergie's December cover of Cosmopolitan. Of course the cover shoot and subsequent interview happened long before knowledge of Josh's alleged cheating came to light. The release of this issue means that Fergie is publicly lavishing praise on her hubby while the tabloids are simultaneously heralding him as a dog. Really great how that's lined up - just in time for the holidays! Something tells me Duhamel might end up with a turkey leg where the sun don't shine. Anyways, here's what Fergie has to say about him in Cosmo:

[Josh's reaction to Fergie's recent weight gain for her role in the movie Nine: "When I came home from filming he was excited. He enjoys having both: the extra meat to grab when it's there and the tight stomach when that's there. He always gives me compliments. He's never been critical."

Fergie on the virgin/whore complex:
"You know, in Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe that there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore. And me? I'm both."]

I guess she wasn't enough of a whore - or was too much of a Madonna. I'm not a guy, so I'm bereft of the knowledge as to why men are lured to new pussy, no matter what the consequences. Can any of my male readers enlighten me? I'm going to be really bummed if my fiancé writes in, by the way. 

[Us Weekly Cover]

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