Kevin Federline seems adverse to using condoms. I, normally, am adverse to thinking of Kevin's penis in any form and what he chooses to do with it. Sadly, for both of us, the issue has raised it's ugly head again - pun intended. Has Kevin not heard of a procedure called a vasectomy? I really can't think of a better candidate for one. Perhaps he needs a sperm intervention. I'm thinking stolen kidney style - wait until he passes out after another Cheeto and beer orgy; then get in there and clip the little fucker. I'm not volunteering for the job - we're going to have to draw straws. I'm sure Britney is thrilled to be supporting yet another child that's not her own - Kevin already has two children from a previous relationship. I'm sure his generous Spears stipend supports those kids as well! Here're a few details. Don't get squeamish - this part is pretty tame:
[We hear Kevin Federline is going to be a daddy again! According to a report from The National Enquirer, his girlfriend Victoria Prince is several weeks pregnant with the couple's first child. After one false alarm earlier this year, Victoria supposedly began to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September. A source says: "The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn't seem happy to hear the news." Insiders say Kevin isn't happy about having to play dad to yet another child. As you know, he has two children with Britney Spears, and two with ex Shar Jackson, making this his fifth. Star magazine also confirms the story, saying Victoria thought she was pregnant after feeling sick while at lunch recently. A source tells the mag, "Since then, Victoria's been ill off and on, so everyone suspects that she's expecting." Star also says Kevin isn't happy about having to go on diaper duty again. "Under no circumstances does he want another kid now," the insider reveals. "He's not even acknowledging the possibility." "He's awful when it comes to birth control. Kevin thinks it's the woman's responsibility."]
He also appears to think it's the woman's responsibility to support him and his lavish fat lifestyle. What a catch!
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