Do you ever get the sense that Miley might be a genetically engineered Disney robot? If so, it seems you'd be right on the money! Granted, not as much money as the Cyrus family, but good Vegas odds regardless. Details: [In her hit single, "Party in the USA," Cyrus gets
all excited when a "Jay Z song" comes on the radio. In reality? The
singer has never heard a single rap by this artist. Cyrus says as much in an interview she gave on Halloween. The star goes on to admit that she's not a
fan of her own genre, saying: "I don't listen to pop music."
But... you're a pop music superstar. What are you trying to say, Miles, that you don't write your own songs, have any say in which you sing and are nothing but a packaged Disney artist that will do anything your label tells you?]
Well, yes. I'm sure Jay-Z appreciates being a part of her (and Disney's) faux bid for street cred. Makes you wonder if she's also really a virgin as well. Surely she wouldn't lie about that!
[Photo Credit: "I'd like to give a shout-out to my homeboy, Jay-Z!"]

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