Check out Demi "I've Got Mine" Moore on the cover of W magazine! You are a fool if you think happiness comes from within. Clearly joy comes from the discrete help of plastic surgery, an highly paid dermatologist and some serious self-discipline. I guess those Buddhists have been wasting their time. Who knew? A bit more from the inside - of the magazine, not that inside! By the way, DON'T call Demi Moore a cougar because she is
offended by the way she has been made the Poster Girl for all women who have
engaged in relationships with younger men. In the future, if you must label her in some way, she would
appreciate being referred to as a puma.]
I'll get right on that, Ms. Puma! Meanwhile... W, please don't encourage Demi with the Twitter. She's doing enough damage on her own, without the high-fives from high society. Also, could you consider removing your lips from her ass? There ain't no fat to suck! Check it:
[Great actors, those most capable of galvanizing attention onscreen, are often reclusive or even entirely humdrum in daily life--Meryl Streep and Daniel Day-Lewis come to mind. And then there are movie stars, who, thanks to some rare inborn quality, shine just as vibrantly, often even more so, offscreen. The former live in the public eye thanks to their roles, whereas the latter do not owe their fame to any given performance. Private antics, public spats and provocative media images risk distracting from an actor's talent, but for a movie star they are fully half of what her biography consists of.
Few contemporary celebrities illustrate the distinction more
clearly than Demi Moore. For 25 years now, she has made a career--and a
fortune--from being stared at by the public. Her body of work has been notable
in no small part because of her notable body. Which is why it's impossible not
to study every inch of her famous face and well-documented curves when she
pounces on a sofa at 7:30 p.m. after a long fashion shoot in a Hollywood photo
studio.]
Just because you buttered her up more than movie popcorn doesn't mean she's going to let you sleep with Ashton Kutcher. FYI.
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