Not The Brightest Bulb


Shayne Lamas is quickly earning top prize for being one of the most astoundingly annoying people to star on a reality show - and that's saying a lot. I can barely watch Leave It To Lamas without wanting to simultaneously claw my eyes out while screaming at the television. In short? The bitch is effective! Details on her latest snafu, via Perez Hilton

[Shayne Lamas has taken publicity whoring to a new level! The daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and star of Leave It to Lamas was arrested on suspicion of DUI charges on Saturday night in Venice, but broke the news to the media herself!

Lamas released the following statement to E! News (AKA the basic cable network her shitty reality show airs on):

"Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing. However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested onsite. I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself.']

Umm, it would stand to reason that it was more than one drink - but I'll let the police confirm that fact. Meanwhile, please entertain yourself with the clip above. Actual quote: "Modeling is really hard because you have to hold your body upright." Coincidence?


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