"They got in trouble because my children are riding their
dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips - and
everyone's concerned for their safety. And mom's like, 'Oh, they've been riding
the whole weekend, they're having a blast!' I was like, 'They're not allowed to
ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!' They terrorize the neighborhood the
whole time."
She adds, "My son got in trouble at school for beating
somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors,
who's 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. Brandon threw his Red Bull
(drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now
I'm getting called into school.
"But I think when somebody says something bad about your
mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, 'I've
seen your mom with her clothes off!' I've tried to teach my kids I have no
problem with nudity. Violence isn't good but Brandon was really upset, he was
shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It's so sad."]
Oh, dear. Where do we start? When your parents have a very public sex tape, multiple scandals, well-documented fights and you might really be living in a trailer park? Those kids have some challenges ahead, that's all I'm gonna say. It might behoove Pam to get a father figure for her boys - their own dad need not apply.
[Photo Credit: Hey, Brandon - I've seen your mom's butt!]

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