Now Is Not The Time To Turn The Other Cheek

pamela-anderson-naked-butt-shot.jpgPamela Anderson might be a touch delusional. She says her kids (two boys with ex-husband, Tommy Lee) are turning into quite a handful. She seems surprised about this fact. Did she not realize who she was married to, much less what his spawn might turn out like? Details

[The former Baywatch star is currently living in a beachside trailer with Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11 - her kids with wildman rocker Tommy Lee - while their nearby home in Malibu, California is being renovated. And Anderson's boys are so much trouble she now worries about scheduling work commitments out of town and leaving her mom, Carol, to look after her sons - because they're beginning to take after their rock star father. She says, "Boy, they're so feisty. When I get home and I'm not home for a couple days, they gotta be put back in their bodies immediately.

"They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips - and everyone's concerned for their safety. And mom's like, 'Oh, they've been riding the whole weekend, they're having a blast!' I was like, 'They're not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!' They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time."

She adds, "My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who's 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. Brandon threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now I'm getting called into school.

"But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, 'I've seen your mom with her clothes off!' I've tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn't good but Brandon was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It's so sad."]

Oh, dear. Where do we start? When your parents have a very public sex tape, multiple scandals, well-documented fights and you might really be living in a trailer park? Those kids have some challenges ahead, that's all I'm gonna say. It might behoove Pam to get a father figure for her boys - their own dad need not apply. 

[Photo Credit: Hey, Brandon - I've seen your mom's butt!]

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