God, I love Chelsea Handler. She's vivacious, hilarious and brutally honest. I aspire for my writing/humor to be a blend of Chelsea Handler and David Sedaris (both have several amazing books out), with a little bit of Brendon from What Would Tyler Durden Do thrown in for good measure. Now you can see how wildly I'm failing! Anyways, here's a great quote from Chelsea:
["I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them," said the Chelsea Lately host. "I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.' "]
I don't know what else there is to say. She's perfect.
[Photo Credit: Chelsea Handler in Playboy!]
No way are you failing, chica - we loyal Pantyline fans read you every day for good reason!
Also, if we're judging solely on the basis of daily word counts, you beat me by a mile most days. :)