Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before...

Thumbnail image for paris-doug-behind.jpgParis Hilton had a party - centered around promoting herself! The theme of the party was pink - even the champagne! On-again boyfriend/accessory Doug Reinhardt was dressed to match Paris! Her evening ended in a drunken knockdown-drag-out-fight between herself and Doug, and the cops were called! I feel like I'm having a serious case of deja vu - this exact same scenario has occurred several times in the past with these two. Sure, in this instance, Hilton was pimping a hairbrush/curling iron/flatiron instead of a squalid welcome home party (hosted by her, for her) - but the results are the same. Details, via TMZ

[Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning ... so much so the LAPD responded to a call -- "Drunk people arguing" -- this, according to law enforcement sources.
It happened a few hours ago in the Hollywood Hills. An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, "Don't go, don't go!" The eyewitness tells us Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began "shoving each other." The last the eyewitness saw Paris and Doug go back up the driveway.

According to law enforcement, cops spoke to Paris and left.]

"Drunk people arguing" - yep, that's definitely them! It's a mystery what the draw is for these two - other than Hilton's unwillingness to go without a penis for more than a few hours. Doug, obviously, is lured by the mountains of cash and constant media exposure - but love is not in the mix for either one of them. Hilton will keep dragging Reinhardt around like one of her pets, until the next oil heir is available. Until then, the neighbors in her hifalutin 'hood can look forward to more brawls in the driveway. Tres chic!

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