[Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early
this morning ... so much so the LAPD responded to a call -- "Drunk people
arguing" -- this, according to law enforcement sources.
It happened a few
hours ago in the Hollywood Hills. An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her
driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, "Don't
go, don't go!" The eyewitness tells us Doug got out of the car and the
lovebirds began "shoving each other." The last the eyewitness saw
Paris and Doug go back up the driveway.
According to law enforcement, cops
spoke to Paris and left.]
"Drunk people arguing" - yep, that's definitely them! It's a mystery what the draw is for these two - other than Hilton's unwillingness to go without a penis for more than a few hours. Doug, obviously, is lured by the mountains of cash and constant media exposure - but love is not in the mix for either one of them. Hilton will keep dragging Reinhardt around like one of her pets, until the next oil heir is available. Until then, the neighbors in her hifalutin 'hood can look forward to more brawls in the driveway. Tres chic!

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