Note to celebrities - when issuing a denial that you're not dating someone by having your rep emphatically exclaim that you and the person in question are "just friends" - you're pretty much confirming that you are having sex with said person. FYI. Lucky for us, Jude Law hasn't caught on to this little fact of life - therefore we can have some more fun at his expense. Here's his publicist's hilarious statement:
[Jude Law has shot down rumours he's secretly dating ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller while the pair are starring in rival Broadway productions. The actors split in 2006 after Law was caught cheating with a nanny who cared for his kids with ex-wife Sadie Frost. They were reunited this month (Oct09) when they both landed roles in New York stage shows; Law in Hamlet and Miller in After Miss Julie. Miller has been spotted sneaking into a matinee performance of Hamlet, and the pair has been seen enjoying nights out together - prompting rumours the romance is back on. Law admits they're in touch, but insists the relationship is purely platonic. His representative tells Glamour.com, "Jude and Sienna are just friends and are seeing each other socially occasionally as they are both on Broadway, performing just one block apart."]
The lad doth protest too much, methinks. Ironic that this famous line hails from Hamlet, in which Law is currently starring. Shakespeare said it first - who are we to argue?
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