Well, Duh

[Holly Madison is lashing out at Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends, calling them copycats for doing the same things that she, Kendra Wilkinson, and Bridget Marquardt did for their reality show.

Holly said, "I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see 'Peepshow' and hang out in Vegas. I don't watch the other episodes, though, because it kind of makes me mad. The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra and I have already done on the show."

She continued, "Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard. I don't want to look behind, I want to look forward."]

Well, at least you won't find Criss Angel back there anymore if you chose the "looking behind" option! I hate to spoil the surprise, sweetheart - but camping in the backyard, much less anything else the twins do on the show, is not their idea. Those two are barely smart enough to tie their own shoes, much less come up with semi-interesting concepts for a reality show. If you feel betrayed, you only need to look as far as your former behind-the-scene coworkers at E!. The Girls Next Door is still a cash cow, with or without you. Granted, you and your giggly sorority sisters set a successful precedence. But E! has a template that works, and they're sticking with it. 

[Photo Credit: Oh sure, it's all fun and games until someone falls asleep at the party.]