What In The Hell Is In The Water?

eddie-cibrian-in-a-towel.jpgIs everybody cheating? I thought this shit was supposed to go down in the spring when everyone's randy. Partners are picked for the winter. The holiday season is barreling down upon us - you can't be fuckin' up the program now! The latest in the long line of "other people naked" (coincidentally the name of a hit song by my band, The Heavenly Carrots) is none other than Eddie Cibrian. Not that the possibility of him fooling around comes as a big shock. Anywhoo, I've got some details for you: 

[LeAnn Rimes is about to learn a very tough lesson about love: What goes around comes around. As the world knows, the blond country star, 27, fell for actor Eddie Cibrian, 36, on the set of Northern Lights, a Lifetime TV movie that aired in March. Though both Eddie and LeAnn were married at the time, they began a covert passionate affair. Their secret came out, however, right before Northern Lights premiered, when photos surfaced of the duo sneaking in and out of a beachside Malibu hotel.

Soon after the scandal broke -- and both Eddie and LeAnn had filed for divorce from their spouses -- Life & Style revealed a bombshell. Not only had Eddie been cheating on his wife with LeAnn, he'd also been carrying on a three-year romance with 24-year-old aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan.

Since then, Eddie's slyly been playing the role of faithful boyfriend to rich and famous LeAnn. But Life & Style can once again expose him for the serial cheater he is. "Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again," an insider tells Life & Style exclusively, noting that they were together on Oct. 21 around 1 a.m. "He told her he's only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon."]

What a lovely man! I wonder if he's related to Jon Gosselin? 

[Photo Credit: If you're sleazy pretty enough, he might sleep with you too!]

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