The Huffington Post tells it like it is - and it makes me giggle every time. The previous laugh-out-loud headline from the HuffPo was "Tracy Morgan Loves Anal, Lorne Michaels." I nearly pissed myself. Today the sun shone again with this lovely gem, "Megan Fox Wears Panties, Lifts Foot Above Head." I appreciate the straight-ahead truth telling - no dicking around with imaginative titles! A few more words, to accompany the crotch shot: [These outtakes (via Megan-Fox.net) didn't make the Megan Fox
profile in last weekend's NYT Magazine, maybe because they depict the
manufactured Megan rather than the real one. "When I sit down to talk to
men's magazines, there's a certain character that I play," she told the
NYT Magazine. "She's not fully fleshed out -- she doesn't have her own
name -- but she shows up to do men's-magazine interviews." Megan says
girls call her slutty because she is beautiful and smart, but her crotchy
posing might also have something to do with it.]
The elusive stand-in for Megan Fox's men's-magazine interviews is not "fully fleshed out" because the woman behind her is an "idiot." But the actual person who does her "poses" is incredibly effective. What the hell - it's just "words." Cotton panties live forever.
[Photo Credit: Weird, I was just doing this the other day.]
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