I don't care what time of day or night you happen to stumble across this post - please take a stiff belt of your favorite liquor before reading this blurb. Are you ready? It's going to get gnarly. Details, via Star Magazine: [Jon Gosselin is single and ready to mingle - preferably with
hot young Hollywood actresses! "Jon said he really wants to hook up with Lindsay
Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port," an insider tells Star. As we
report in our new issue, on newsstands now, the soon-to-be divorced dad of
eight has crafted a "hit list" of starlets he'd like to add to the
notches on his bedpost! "He's like a kid in a candy store and going absolutely
wild," the friend says. "He definitely isn't on the prowl for another wife." And it seems Jon's libido is never satisfied, a close friend
tells Star. "He's even been with two girls on the same day - and it's
still not enough!"]
Never have I wished more desperately to be a young starlet - oh, to be on that "hit list." What a dream. Those girls must be so honored. I can't wait for the cat-fight that will surely erupted between Lindsay, Kristin and Whitney. Of course the smart money is on Lindsay. Nothing should be allowed to stand between her and this match made in heaven.
[Photo Credit: Jon's mantra, "MmmLindsaymmmWhitneymmmKristin."]
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