Here's a handy little video of Brandon Davis (of Firecrotch name-calling, Paris Hilton paling, shacking up with Avril Lavigne fame) allegedly snorting coke. I say "allegedly" because the Davis family has a lot more money than myself, but you can clearly see/hear Brandon snort something off his hand and say, "Ahh." You make the call. Meanwhile, here are a few more dirty deets, via What Would Tyler Durden Do:

[Up top is a video captured by X17 Online of Lindsay in a bathroom this weekend with Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis while he appears to do coke. Using her quick legal mind, Lindsay went on twitter and denied she was there.

"hahaha x17online posted photos of NOT ME inside someone's bathroom... All negativity & bad karma..nice try though kids-u should do a deal with michael lohan sr :) a match made in heaven! perfect, he's religious! Thank you for keeping my company!"

I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty sure I know what Lindsay Lohan looks like. And what she looks like is the ratty haired, post-apocalyptic truck-stop hooker in that bathroom with coke in it.]

Well, I didn't see Lindsay too clearly in that bathroom - Avril is also blonde, by the way - but X17 catches Lohan leaving the house the next morning, so odds that it was her have been upped dramatically. Also, Avril's hair is real versus synthetic. (That's the one nice thing I can say about Lavigne.) The glimpse of bleached blonde in the video looked like a hot mess - so, yeah, it was Lindsay. Case closed. Oh, one more thing: Lindsay's Tweet regarding Michael Sr. prompted me to remember that there is a Michael Jr. (Michael Douglas Lohan, Junior. Jesus, Dina. Really?) It's amazing that he's able and willing to stay out of the Lohan limelight. I wouldn't want to be associated with those nut-bags either.

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