Jessica Simpson is in hard-core rebound mode. It's obvious to me, it's obvious to you, it's obvious to a three-year old - everyone but Jess is in on the news. It's clear that she still pines for Tony Romo - though why she'd miss a douchebag that left her at an IHOP remains a mystery to me. At any rate, she showed her true feelings when she nearly had a near heart-attack upon learning that Romo's current gal, Candace Crawford, is sporting a ring. She can nuzzle all the bald Billy Corgan she wants, nothing is going to take away that sting! Apparently Billy doesn't exactly have plans to be to balm to soothe her pain. If anything it sounds like he's next up to try and break Simpson's already shattered heart. Are you surprised? Details, via In Touch: [Jessica Simpson has always seemed a bit misguided when it
comes to love. So when she was spotted walking out of The Ritz-Carlton in New
York on December 4 with 42-year-old Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan, the
world responded with a bemused "WTF?" His ex-girlfriend, reality star Tila
Tequila, agrees they make an odd couple. "I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of
space," Tila tells In Touch. "She can't even put two and two together. She
doesn't show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends
because she's all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for
herself. If Billy is happy with Jessica, then I'm happy for him -- but I think
he can do a lot better." But Billy's pal believes he may be using Jessica to
promote his new Smashing Pumpkins album. Says the pal, "He is dying for the
attention, and that's probably why he's hanging out with her."]
If Jessica can't put two and two together, what can't Tila Tequila do? In fact everything that Tila just said about Jessica? Completely ironic. She must have been looking in the mirror at the time. Once again, it seems Pimpin' Poppa Joe Simpson (Jessica's daddy and manager) has set Jess up with someone of questionable motives - and she's just along for the ride. As for Billy's alleged promotional plan? Squiring a "star" around town does not ensure record sales - but a sex tape does!
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