Dear God, I Would Like To Be An Actress

eva-longoria-parker-main-wikipedia.jpgEva Longoria-Parker was lead to Los Angeles, courtesy of God. I'm glad God had time to guide a C-list actress into our homes. Glory, be! Details, courtesy of Crazy Days & Nights

[I didn't realize God was such a fan of Desperate Housewives and really bad movies, but I was wrong. In an interview with Bang Showbiz, Eva Longoria said that she never wanted to become an actress and never thought about it until one day she felt like God told her to move to Los Angeles and become an actress. Really?

"It was this special force pushing me to come to Los Angeles and I said, 'OK, I'm not going to fight it.' But I always felt very protected. And I felt like this was the place I was meant to be."

Whether you believe in God or a higher power or whatever, I just really don't think God told Eva Longoria to come to LA and be an actress. For what purpose? For the greater good of man? To give ABC a boost to their Sunday night ratings? To give the people who sell DVD's a bunch of straight to DVD options?]

I would like to be next in line for some holy career advice. I'm not sure if kneeling in front of my computer with saltines and a glass of wine will do the trick, but I'll let you know!

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