Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's charming father, is single and ready to mingle. If you want your private conversations taped and would possibly like to get kicked in the vagina... well, we've got the guy for you. Despite recently released allegations by Lohan's ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller, Michael is trying to put her over a barrel by releasing a tape of her screaming at him. So, it's safe to say that they've broken up and are going to stay broken up. Don't you dare try to swoop back in on him, Erin. Hotness like this should not - nay, can not - be bogarted. First up are the allegations of abuse, via What Would Tyler Durden Do: Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan "slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.
Feb. 2008: Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook.
March 2008: Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand ... causing a laceration.
May 5, 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the ribs."
May 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain."
June 2008: Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you!'"]
If you've ever wondered where Lindsay inherited her crazy from, just refer to the above. It appears that Michael has decided he's not responsible for any of the above actions. He's got a tape where Erin is yelling at him - so, naturally, it must be all her fault. Umm, not even in the slightest - but we're talking about some pretty skewed thinking here. Details, via Radar Online:
[Michael Lohan is getting revenge on his ex-fiancee, Erin Muller, the one way he knows how --by releasing an embarrassing audio tape. RadarOnline.com has obtained the exclusive audio, a recording Lohan made during a fight with Muller. On the tape you can hear her screaming and cursing at Lohan, who seems to remain pretty calm throughout, possibly because he's taping the whole thing.
At one point, Muller rips into Lohan, screaming, "if you're that pathetic that you need a f***ing tape recorder, because everyone knows the s*** you are." Other highlights include Muller hollering, "I thought you said you were going to f***ing castrate me!" Erin Muller filed court documents in Nassau County, NY on Monday, asking the court to drop Lohan's harassment allegations against her.]
It sounds like Lindsay has the right idea in cutting this guy out of her life. The funny thing in all of this - where nothing is funny - is that this tape only confirms Erin's side of the story, in my opinion. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this guy is an asshole, to the core.
[Photo Credit: Glenn Francis via Wikipedia. Click on the photo credit link for more info. Click on the Radar Online link to view photos and video of Michael with former girlfriend, Erin.]
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