Hmm, What Is She Implying?

I love Lainey Gossip - that girl has got the goods. Today I stumbled across a post of hers regarding George Clooney and his lovely girlfriend, Elisbetta Canalis. Is their relationship one of convenience as awards (read: Oscar) season approaches? Clooney's latest flick, Up In The Air, is said to have "multiple nominations" written all over it. Could Canalis help wrap that up for her generous beau? Details, via Lainey Gossip:

[Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney's dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far.
Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year's Best Actor putting him back in the lead temporarily in the Oscar race. But we have 4 months to go. Never want to peak too early. This is why he's been largely low key these days, making sure to avoid oversaturation, and at the same time, subtly suggesting to the MiniVan that he may have found The One. You laugh, me too. But deep down every MiniVan Majority member wants to believe that George Clooney is capable of a conventional life. Heh.
So what will we hear about Ely in the coming months? Oh it will be all white and washed for sure. She'll be careful about what she wears, she'll make sure it's sexy but not tarty, she's going to "refined" now and burying those old skin shots. People Magazine will print some sh-t about what she cooks for dinner or how her poetry won his heart. People Magazine will probably not post the videos below. Ely's beginning in Italian entertainment that will likely be ignored by the mainstream. SO amazingly cheesy as a variety show dancer.]

Well, we've got to enjoy that video before it gets buried - I'm sure you're all aware of my fondness for cheese! I would never want to navigate the choppy waters of Hollywood - all that scheming makes my head spin. The endless machinations seem like such a game - albeit a well thought out dalliance of real-life chess. Not a concern for George Clooney - looks like he's a pro!