I Hope I'm On Gwyneth Paltrow's Christmas List

monogramShop.jpgOh, Gwyneth! Girlfriend just can't control herself. Yes boys and girls - it's another extremely pretentious edition of the GOOP newsletter. This week features clever gifts you can give to friends and family. But wait, there's a twist - the items are personalized, y'all! Nothing says "thoughtful" like a monogramed tote bag. Here is my favorite Paltrow endorsed suggestion:

[The folks at The Monogram Shop in the Hamptons, live by the tenet that anything and everything can be personalized. Kleenex boxes, even! These animal cutting boards go for $55. Ordinary objects become extraordinary gifts with the addition of a few initials.]

Extraordinary! A cutting board, shaped like a pig, with the word "pig" on it - absolutely divine. Setting the bar high, per usual. Now, what was that about husband Chris Martin's rumored affair? I can't believe he'd want to leave all this!

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