Ouch.


Jennifer Aniston is not up against stiff competition to be the most successful former Friend - but why do people keep insisting on putting her in scenarios that are supposed to elevate her but instead do the complete opposite? I have seen Jennifer act, I swear, but the projects she's been advised to take on lately have been nothing but awkward. Management was a mess and I, a die-hard rom-com fan, didn't even bother with Love Happens. Who is helping this tabloid staple guide her career and why does he/she seem to have it out for Jen? Her next movie to hit theaters sounds like it will be more of the same - bad. Apparently the supposed fling between Aniston and Bounty Hunter costar Gerard Butler is the most interesting thing about the film. Read on, from Lainey Gossip

[You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It's like it's bad on purpose, non? Because this can't have been unintentional. No one sucks this hard. Look at this f-ckery. Gerard Butler is officially Grawp. See? Grawp. SPITTLE GRAWP. And next to him, Jennifer Aniston's infant-sized hands. Newborn hands. What? You want to know why this happens? It happens because the only thing the People Magazine-reading MiniVan Majority sees in something like this is her hair. 

Oh but it gets worse. There would have been a script for The Bounty Hunter, right? What's inconceivable is that these two people actually read the script and decided - sure, this is something I want to be associated with. And even worse, a studio agreed to pour money into it.

When will we be done with these movies? When? Also...

And I know it's a matter of taste...
But when he's talking it's like he's eating. And the last thing I find quivering is imagining chewed peas flying at me during conversation. 
This movie looks worse than The Morgans. And Jen is very poorly lit. Almost jowly. Skin like leather. And old. If I'm her people, I kill this film. Bury it. Block it. After the failures of Love Happens and Management, she doesn't need another stink. How poor is she these days that she's obliged to keep saying "yes" to this rubbish?]

If living well is the best revenge (yes, I'm referring to the epic Bermuda Triangle), wouldn't acting well be an even better way to shut-up the critics? Is that on the agenda at all?

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