She Wants To See Them Squirm - But Not On Top Of Each Other

December 30, 2009 by
Jenna Zine
Jen-seperate-BradAngie-at-the-oscars.jpgYou would think, with 2010 right around the corner, that the "sad and lonely" Jennifer Aniston versus "red hot couple" Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stories would finally be winding down. After all, it's been five years. How much more can there be to say? Apparently it ain't over until it's over - and in tabloid journalism, that means NEVER. The latest? Jennifer is set to stare down Angelina in yet another public face-off in mere weeks. Details, via Life & Style: 

[It was the moment everyone watching the 2009 Oscars had been waiting for. When Jennifer Aniston walked onstage to present an award, she stood just 12 feet from her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, and her archrival, Angelina Jolie, who were sitting in the front row. Now, as Brad and Angie celebrate five years together, Jen will meet her fears once more. She was just announced as a presenter for the 2010 Golden Globes, taking place on Jan. 17 at the Beverly Hilton in LA. Brad and Angelina have attended the past two ceremonies together, and with Brad's movie Inglourious Basterds up for four awards, including best drama, the actor is sure to attend this year as well. "Jen can't wait to see them because she wants them to squirm," an insider close to Brad and Jen tells Life & Style.

Jen hasn't said which category she'll present, but at the Oscars, she announced best animated feature -- even though Angie's movie Kung Fu Panda was a nominee. So she wouldn't shy away from presenting the best drama -- setting up the chance to give the award to Brad's film! Even if such a tense moment comes to pass, Jen's not worried. "Believe me," the insider says, "she's really looking forward to this."]

Why would she be "looking forward to this" exactly? It's not like Angie is in anyway repentant; and at the end of the day she still has Brad under her shirt-ripping thumb. The only way Jolie would be jealous of Aniston is if Jen were up for (and won) an Oscar and Angelina was somehow left out in the cold. Which, let's face it, is never gonna happen. I would love for Jen to have her cold dish of revenge served in Angie's face. But really, how can Jen one-up her after sleeping with John Mayer?

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