Tiger Cheats - Kids Get Screwed


Man, the trickle down effect on this massive Tiger Woods scandal is a bitch. Now even the kids are feeling the heat. Check it out, via Fox News

[[Band director Tami] Bagstad requested the autographed picture from Woods' media team. It was expected to go for $1,500 at the auction. But after a series of unflattering revelations about the golfer's personal life, Bagstad said few people wanted to bid on the item. In the end, it only went for $300. The high bidder was Joe Lamia, the high school golf coach and a friend of Bagstad's. The band has still raised about 80% of the money it needs for the trip, but 80% isn't enough for all the kids to be able to go to Florida.

The picture only accounts for a portion of the fundraising shortfall, but Bagstad said the band still feels let down by Tiger. The kids and their parents will now have to make up the difference -- a price some families can not afford. "I kind of feel bad for them because it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip. You get really excited and learn that you can't go," said Morgan Anderson, an 8th grade band member.]

Well, if there's one thing Fox News is known for, it's being fair and balanced. Now you know the domino effect - Tiger and his cavalcade of whores means school children can't fulfill their dreams. What a selfish bastard. 

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