It's official - I can not keep up with Tiger Woods. Good thing we never met at a roadside Perkins restaurant - who knows what would have happened! With the alleged mistress count currently at seven and more disturbing details released daily - the latest is that he didn't wear condoms with at least two of his flings - the quiet golfer that could has turned into the scandal of the decade. But wait, there's more! Of course there is, via Bitten & Bound:

[Right now, Tiger Woods and his family are at the center of a fire storm that just keeps building. The pro golfer's reported infidelity on a major scale has fueled rumors that his wife Elin Nordegren has moved out of the couple's Windermere home. The ever-growing mistress count is currently at seven.

TMZ is reporting that sources attached to Health Central Hospital are saying that Tiger was admitted the day after Thanksgiving because of an apparent overdose. Careless pill taking or attempted suicide? A hospital employee states that the fifth floor of the hospital was on lock down after Woods arrived. Tiger was registered under the alias William Smith and was admitted to the intensive care unit, with his wife Elin by his side.

Paramedics suspected drugs at the scene and they questioned Tiger's wife about what he might have taken. Elin gave the paramedics two bottles of pills that she quickly retrieved from their home; one was the sleep aid Ambien and the other Vicodin. Tiger was reportedly put on a breathing tube to support his depressed respiration. The sources stated that they changed Tiger's alias after a few hours fearing people would find out that he was at the hospital.]

What an odd alias to use at the hospital. My mind, much like everyone else's, immediately jumped to Will Smith. I'm sure he doesn't appreciate being even remotely associated with this mess! I personally don't think this was a suicide attempt. It's been well documented that Tiger enjoyed taking various pills before engaging in sex. Perhaps he was hoping for a night of marital bliss before things went awry the evening after Thanksgiving. Needless to say, Elin needs to put on some sneakers and run. Anyone who could do all this to his wife does not deserve to be married. If you're capable of having unprotected sex and then going home to the mother of your children - well, you probably should be single.

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Tiger Woods Is Exhausting

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