There's December 25th when a fat guy comes down my chimney - and there's December 25th when I get to open Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I can't decide which one I'm more excited about - all I know is drinks will be involved either way. This tell-all is looking to be dirtier than dumpster diving - and I can't wait! Details compiled by Showbiz Spy:

[Jennifer Aniston ended up in tears following a confrontation with Angelina Jolie - according to author Ian Halperin. Halperin - whose new book, Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, hit stores earlier this week - claims the Hollywood stars had a heated row over Brad Pitt at a deserted Hollywood restaurant after Pitt and Aniston's 2005 divorce. "Jen was upset and shouted at Angelina. There was an altercation, it got pretty heated. It reduced Jen to tears," said the scribe. Halperin said he learned of the secret meeting between Jennifer and and her arch rival from an ex-Jolie associate.

Halperin also alleges that before meeting Pitt, the Tomb Raider star had set her sights on two other married men: "She said she wanted to go after either Bill Clinton or Johnny Depp." It has previously been claimed that Jolie made up a bunch of false rumors about Aniston not wanting to have children -- so she didn't look like a "bitch" for stealing the former Friends star's husband.]

Oh man, how much money would you pay to see Angelina try to steal Bill Clinton from Hillary? Good old H.C. wouldn't slink off into the sunset, that's for sure. As for Johnny Depp's lovely wife, Vanessa - I hope you've enjoyed your time with Mr. Depp. Sounds like it's almost up. Apparently no one can resist Angelina pussy. I'm surprised Bill was able to abstain. Hillary must have had him on a diet that week.

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Unfounded... And Hilarious

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