Nothing says "true love" like a $20 million signing bonus - and nothing says "I'm sorry" like adding another $20 million to the pot. That's the alleged deal between Tiger Woods and his humiliated wife Elin. Details of the dealy-o, via Snarkerati: [It has been reported that Tiger Woods is revising his
prenuptial agreement to give his wife, Elin, a ton of money if she promised to
stay married to him. The first prenup stated that if they were to stay together
for ten years, he would give her $20 million. Now, it's being rumored that they
have shortened the original prenup to seven years from the date they got
married. So she would have to stay with him for another two years to get a
whopping $40 million. For Elin to collect the $80 million prize, she would need to
stay with Tiger for another seven years. In addition to that, she would need to
fulfill her duties as a loving, devoted wife, attending his events, being the
trophy wife.]
Is $40 million the going rate for self-esteem? Is the marital finagling really worth it at this point? Everyone now knows that their marriage is a scam. I'm assuming Tiger believes Elin may potentially earn a bigger buyout if they were to divorce - or that a sullied split may harm his lucrative endorsement deals. Woods should get together with Lindsay Lohan - that would be the ultimate merger! I think they were recently spotted together at a club, engaged in a raw tongue wrestling match. Oh wait, that was Cash Warren - and we've since learned that incident didn't even take place. Lohan, I can't keep up with you! As for Elin - one man's trash is another man's treasure. She'd have a line out the door of men vying for her attention!
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