It's official - Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have now been married four months. Wow, how have they hung on that long? Isn't the fourth month the point where the relationship becomes work and "the real you" comes out? Oh wait, that's years. I forget that they Kardashians and I have different vocabularies and timelines. And Khloe's marriage timeline must be on steroids. Despite barely knowing each other, the crazy twosome have decided it's time to have a baby. Well, at least Lamar has allegedly decided it's time to have another child - and that's all that matters! Details, via Crazy Days & Nights:
[Yesterday she [Khloe] was on Valentine In The Morning and talked
about the possibility of getting pregnant.
It turns out that she is not taking
any form of contraceptive which is bad enough on its own because the world
doesn't need any more Kardashians. However it turns out that she isn't even
sure she is ready to have a baby but Lamar Odom wants one and I'm sure E! would
love her to have one.
"Lamar wants to start having children tomorrow. He
already has two beautiful children, Destiny and Lamar Jr., but he can't wait
for me to have kids and form this new family. I know how happy he would be, and
I'd love to have kids. But ideally I want to wait at least until we've settled
into our new house."
And by settled she means getting to know the guy she
has known for a few months. The last thing this world needs other than more
Kardashians are more babies who are not really wanted by their parents. I am
still not convinced Kourtney is all that thrilled about having a baby. Khloe
seems even less prepared.]
At least she now knows the names of her stepchildren - that's a start! I would like to see three things happen this month -
1.) For Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick to have a quick, but wildly expensive, wedding.
2.) For Khloe and Lamar to announces that "they" are pregnant.
3.) Watch Kim Kardashian's head explode with jealousy after 1 and 2 come to fruition.
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