Just when you thought Jon Gosselin was gone from the public eye for good, he shows up at the Sundance Film Festival with a child on his arm. Nope, not one of the eight he's responsible for - rather he's toting a token hottie, who is clocking in at approximately 21-years old. As Paris Hilton would say, "That's hot." Also as Paris Hilton would say, "Don't forget the Valtrex!" Details from Us Weekly, via the beloved Evil Beet: [He and Christie were spotted making out Friday at House of
Hype party at Cisero. "Tons of PDA, holding hands, kissing," an onlooker tells
UsMagazine.com. "They kept walking around, it's not like they tried to be
discreet and stay in a corner." And despite Christie's actual age, the
law-school student "looked anywhere from 19 to 23," the partygoer says. "Anyone
who saw him remarked how inappropriate it was. Gosselin seemed to love the
attention." As for Christie, another guest that night says she was "super clingy
and got jealous when he talked to other girls." But Gosselin's Sundance stint isn't necessarily all
pleasure: another source says he's "taking meetings about walk-on movie
roles."]
"Walk-on movie roles"? Funny, I thought the porn industry already had their big meet-n-greet early this month in Vegas. But wait - there's more! Molls at Evil Beet says:
[This is gnarly. Jon Gosselin and his new girl, Morgan
Christie (remember that name because she's had to have sex with Jon Gosselin in
order for it to appear on your radar and that's dedication, folks) have been
seen sucking face all over Park City this week. And yes, it's as upsetting for
everyone there as it is for us at home. I'm still not sure
what's in this hook-up for Morgan. She's a young and attractive enough girl
that she could probably bag any C or D lister in Park City this week, so why
she chose the one with eight kids and no signs of a promising career is beyond
me. And get this: 32-year old Jon is staying with 25-year old Morgan this week...
at her mom and dad's Park City mansion. What a gross, moochy weirdo. 32-year
old fathers of eight who are in the position to take time off of their lives to
go to Sundance can put themselves up in a hotel before staying at their new
girlfriend's parents home. Show some damn class for once in ya life, Gosselin.]
OMG - her poor parents! Could you imagine how you would feel if your daughter brought home Jon Gosselin? As a date! I don't care how old she is - my kid would be grounded, on the spot. I don't even have children and I'm totally shaken at the thought, so that should tell you something...
[Photo Credit: Click on the Evil Beet and Us Weekly links for the Jon and Morgan Sundance photos. Boy-o must be loving himself some whiskey and beer chasers. Bloated doesn't even begin to describe it.]
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