Elin Nordegren (Tiger's soon-to-be ex-wife) and Keanu Reeves have something in common - they're both shapeshifters! I feel like we're getting to see
Harry Potter played out in real life - just look at all the magic. First Keanu used his powers of inhabiting others for a diabolic use by impregnating Karen Sala four times and then skipping back to Hollywood. Then Elin came along and one-upped Reeves by becoming not one, but
two people. Take that, Keanu! Elin,
according to most tabloids, was in the French Alps
and Florida - on the same day. If she was willing to be so many women at once when she was with Tiger, maybe they wouldn't be getting divorced.
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