Because that's what the Academy would have to be on to give her one. Jennifer Lopez, part-time actress and full-time asshole, believes she was robbed of an Oscar. Seriously. Here're the details - you're gonna need them to be able to wrap your head around this conundrum. Ladies and gents, presenting the interview that started it all from Latina Magazine, via Litely Salted:

[I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don't even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it's their responsibility to do that, to see everything that's out there, everything that could be great."

"Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins--I couldn't have been happier--but I was like, 'How dope would it have been if I would've won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?' 'Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!']

It must be difficult to be a guy involved with J.Lo - she's got bigger balls than any man I know. By the way Academy, apparently you're not doing you're job - according to Jennifer. Clearly Maid in Manhattan didn't suitably tip you off to the stellar acting skillz of Diva de la Lopez. For shame!

[Latina Magazine Cover: Is this a similar case to the "Who stole Demi Moore's hip?" controversy - except this time involving abs and ass?]

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