There's "The Surreal Life" and then there's "real life." In this clip above, it's difficult to distinguish the former from the latter. Well, minus the boobies, hot tubs and champagne. Those elements are usually a dead giveaway! Seriously though - we've all seen a million photos of the Jolie-Pitt brood. However, seeing those kids have to deal with the insanity in "real time" made me feel quite uncomfortable. Sure, they will never want for a single material item in their entire lives. But the price tag also comes with a lack of reality and privacy - without choice. On an up note, the family got to see "Mary Poppins" on Broadway. Cool! Details, via Bitten & Bound:
[Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took four of their six-pack of
children to see the Broadway production of "Mary Poppins" over the
weekend. The family has been
staying in New York City while Jolie finishes filming her spy thriller "Salt". Taking in the stage musical were Maddox, 8, Zahara, 4, Pax,
6, and Shiloh 3. Remaining at
home, presumably in the care of nannies, were 18-month-old twins Vivienne and
Knox.]
If I were forced to pen an essay on "How I Spent My Christmas Vacation," it would definitely include a paragraph on how much I enjoyed being glued to my couch while reading "Brangelina: The Untold Story" by Ian Halperin. I don't know how much of it was "untold," but it was still very entertaining. Today brings "Angelina - saintly earth mother" to the forefront. However, I much prefer getting lost in her wild, blood/vial wearing, allegedly sociopathic ways. Haul those kids around all you want Angie, I still see you!

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