Ladies and gentlemen... it's Tom Cruise! The stubby actor with the blinding whites recently snagged the top spot in the recent Shorty Awards - beating out some dude I've never heard of. Details, via
The Sun's Showbiz section:
[Hollywood actor Tom Cruise was yesterday voted the world's
sexiest short man. Cruise, 47, spent years married to 5ft 10in Nicole Kidman -
who famously quipped "Now I can wear heels" after they split in 2001. A spokesman for market research company www.OnePoll.com,
which polled 2,000 women, said: "This proves you don't have to be 6ft to
be sexy. These guys are regularly seen with stunning girls,
which gives everyone struggling on the height side a bit of hope."]
It's true - hope, and a million dollars, will get you on the arm of a model. No word yet what the other parts cost. In other Cruise news, Tom bought 3 year old daughter Suri a car! It's about time - she needs to join the other debutantes in DUI-land. Details, via
Showbiz Spy:
[Tom Cruise has bought his adorable little daughter Suri her
own car! The Top Gun star reportedly splashed out $30,000 on a
custom-made miniature replica of an Indy race car.
"Suri has been mesmerized by auto racing on TV so he thought
it would be fun for her to have her own little car to ride in," a source said. "If Suri truly takes to the sport, Tom plans on having a
little race track installed at his L.A. property. But for now she'll just be
going up and down the family's long driveway."
Recent reports claimed Tom and his wife, Katie Holmes, would
be trying for another baby in 2010. "Both Tom and Katie desperately want a little brother or
sister for Suri and they don't want to leave it too late," dished the
loose-lipped insider. "Tom would like a son but either way there could be some
happy news very soon."]
Of course Suri has a car that exceeds my annual salary. Why wouldn't she? Meanwhile let's take the "loose-lipped insider" to task, who also probably makes a great deal more than all of us combined. Why? Because the insider with flappy gums is most likely Tom himself. Cruise needs to admit the only thing Katie is "desperate" for is freedom.
[Photo Credit: Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, for old time's sake. You're welcome, shorty.]
Ladies and gentlemen... it's Tom Cruise! The stubby actor with the blinding whites recently snagged the top spot in the recent Shorty Awards - beating out some dude I've never heard of. Details, via The Sun's Showbiz section:
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