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* There's no truth to a third Sex & The City movie - yet. But I want it to be true. How can I will this into existence? It will be the lead-in topic of discussion at my "30-something women and their cats" meeting. ~ Us Weekly 

* Bradley Cooper was seen ring shopping! Rumor has it that he may propose to "girlfriend" Renee Zellweger on Valentine's Day. In an interesting coincidence, Bradley also stars in an upcoming film by the same name as the famed lover's holiday. I love it when romance smells like a P.R. stunt - it's so sexy. ~ Hollywood Dame

* Tiger Woods has weird sex fantasies - according to a former fling. Is it a fantasy if it comes true? ~ What Would Tyler Durden Do? 

* Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott have nude photos of themselves hanging up in the bathroom where their young children brush their teeth. Come on you two, no one wants to see that shit. The teeth-brushing, that is. ~ Hollywood Life 

* Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga allegedly had a fling at a swanky NYC hotel. Yeah, I could see it being a real toss up between Brad Pitt and a chick with a dick. That Angie is insatiable! ~ The Hollywood Gossip

* Camila Alves says no sex or working out for 40 days after the birth of her second child with Matthew McConaughey. She says she can't wait to work out! That must have been some delivery. ~ Crazy Days & Nights

Remember, Panty Line Press is currently posting Mondays thru Fridays. I look forward to seeing you back here Monday, February 1st. Have a great weekend! In the meantime, where in the hell did January go? The month, not the Jones that is allegedly hanging out with Jeremy Piven. Yucky.