We all know that Demi Moore is perfect - and she wants you to know it too. She's the "new face" (oh, the irony) of Wanted Perfume and, to hear her tell it, all she had to do was show up and fan her hair. Then the lowly photographer snapped her photo and they printed it. No touchups here - just a naturally lit Demi and a multi-million dollar ad campaign. Details, via the pitch-perfect Celebitchy:

[Of course Demi Moore is never Photoshopped. Of course not. Why would we think that? How could we? Why are people so cruel? Why can't we just acknowledge that Demi Moore grows a new face every year - NATURALLY, damn it. It is always Demi's natural face and her natural body and her natural no-hip and her natural skin and she just photographs this way naturally! Anyone who doesn't acknowledge it is just a jealous hater waiting to get sued by the almighty Demi.

So, anyway - here is Demi in the new ad for 'Helena Rubenstein - Wanted'. That's the perfume that Demi is the "face" of. God knows what kind of modeling contract it is, or how much it pays, but you'd think that if Helena Rubenstein is laying out the serious money for Demi, they'd want to actually use her real face. This sh-t isn't just "Oh, someone got a little heavy-handed and made her skin look flawless and ridiculous." This sh-t is like "Oh my God, who shaved Demi's cheeks down and made her look like a cartoon?!?" This is some Jessica Rabbit looking stuff. But she's never Photoshopped, and of course Demi really looks like that, right?]

If that's what the face of a forty-seven year old woman looks like naturally, well then I guess there's nothing to worry about for the rest of us. What a relief!

[Photo Credit]

I Spy Perfection

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