I Told You Doug Was Rat!

This is the tag from Paris Hilton's Twitpic (an appropriate name for the application, in this case) - "Me and baby in Vegas." So, of course, I opened the Twitter link expecting to see Paris and her boyfriend, Doug "The Douche" Reinhardt, guzzling champagne in Sin City. Instead I was greeted with the image you see on the left. It's official - Paris has used her powers for evil and turned Doug into a pocket-sized pet who now has to compete with a team of chihuahuas.