Did they have to clarify for Lindsay Lohan that she was to help stop traffic, not direct it? I'm sure you all remember when Lindsay went to India to help put a stop to child trafficking. She saved, like, forty children in one day just by showing up! Does anyone find it ironic that LaLohan's entire childhood was pimped out and this is the cause she chose? Now that's called leading by example! A few "details," via Litely Salted:
[Here's the trailer for that Lindsay Lohan India documentary
for the BBC, aptly titled "Lindsay Lohan in India," in which Lindsay
Lohan went to India for a week to try to put a stop to child trafficking or
something. Really. Was Lindsay Lohan really the best person for this job? What,
were like, Inspector Gadget and Lassie unavailable? Well, it was probably more
that they are fictional characters, but you see what I'm getting at here. If
anyone is going to stop child trafficking, it probably isn't going to be a
smart dog or a half-man, half-gadget hybrid either, but at least they'd
probably entertain the poor Indian kids for awhile and make them forget about
their horrible, horrible lives -- whereas Lindsay Lohan probably gave them
Emphysema just from smelling her.]
Do you see how serious she looks, people? That's not acting - that's compassion. Expressions and causes inspired by Angelina Jolie. Cracked out fashion by Lindsay Lohan. When worlds collide...
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