[According to reports, 51-year-old Madonna and her
22-year-old boyfriend, Jesus Luz, are trying to conceive a baby. Although Jesus loves Madonna's kids, he has apparently told
the music legend that he has always wanted to have a baby of his own. Meanwhile, Madonna has "an endless
love" in her heart for another child. A source says, "She knows that, at 51, it's going to be harder to
conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the
challenge." Ummm... yeah, look at her boyfriend. I have no doubt she is ready "for the challenge".]
The gold medal goes to Madonna - mainly for her ability to "maintain" her razor sharp cheekbones all whilst snagging a mate young enough to be her son. Via la Madge! Madonna is so competitive and unwilling to admit defeat. I could envision M stuffing her clothes with pillows (ala Katie Holmes) to convince us that she's pregnant, while secretly employing a surrogate. Boom! The miracle of birth. It will be one immaculate conception...
[Photo Credit: Madge is willing to take one for the team.]

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