Snatched!

[Well, this is ironic. Usually when you read the words "thief" and "Lindsay Lohan" in one sentence, LiLo's the one being accused of doing the snatching. But oh how the coke tables have turned! Us Weekly reports that someone stole LiLo's sketches for her 6126 clothing line and she's pointing her favorite snorting finger at her former purse holder/hair icon Patrick "Pootie" Aufdenkamp. Pootie is also the sound my b-holes makes whenever I see pictures of the both of them together.

One of LiLo's friends said that Pootie (gesundheit!) is launching his own fashion line in NYC next month and is planning to use her designs. Everything Pooti knows he learned from watching Bold and the Beautiful.

The friend added, "It's horrible. He was her best friend. He has always used her, and she's been warned to never trust him. Lindsay is a good friend and likes to see the good in people. She didn't want to believe how bad Patrick's energy was, and how false his friendship has always been with her." LiLo confirmed to Us Weekly that she's parted ways with Pooti, "I should've known better. But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!"]

Click here to see a photo of Pooti. Oh, Lindsay. There's so, so much you "should've known better" about - this doesn't even touch the top ten. Don't you know someone nicknamed "Pooti" is virtually guaranteed to steal from you? If it's not your heart, it'll be sketchings for your clothing line. By the way, won't the stolen designs be fairly obvious? Anything shredded that's laced with coke and stained with tanning spray should be a dead giveaway... 

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