Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before...

January 16, 2010 by
Jenna Zine
brad-pitt-shaggy-hair-w-jennifer-aniston-couple.jpgJesus. If only we were doing for the environment what the tabloids do for the Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie love triangle. The stories of their tainted, tattered love get way more recycling action than any tin can or plastic water bottle. Anyway, it's been five years since the split between Brad and Jen - yet stories still persist that Brad is desperate to reunite with his first wife. Really? Pitt seems like a manly man - someone who does what he wants, when he wants. Would it take him this long to secure a reunion with Aniston? A phone call and a pitcher of margaritas would be all he'd need to get that going again. Hell, he wouldn't even need the tequila - though why not have a little fun? Regardless, here's the latest "scoop" via Digital Spy:

[Brad Pitt is believed to be attempting to reunite with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, a new report claims. According to Now, the actor is eager to return to the "fun" relationship that he enjoyed with Aniston, following persistent rumors that his romance with Angelina Jolie has soured in recent months. "Brad longs for the serenity and fun he had in his life when he was with Jen and he can't wait to get back together with her," a source said.

However, Aniston has allegedly remained unmoved by Pitt's desire to get back together. The former Friends actress, who split from the 46-year-old in 2005, is said to have insisted that he cut off all ties with Jolie before she even considers the possibility of a reunion. "Jen's made it clear she's not interested in talking to Brad until Angelina's out of his life," the insider added. "That gives more incentive to walk away from Ange now."] 

I'm not sure how in the know Now is, but I think they might have to rename their publication So Four Years Ago. As for me, I'll believe it when I see it - and I don't think I'll be seeing this re-coupling anytime soon...

[Photo Credit: Dang, back in the day y'all! Don't get me wrong - I'd love to see these two back together. I just don't see it happening at this juncture. Angie would rather cut off Brad's balls than be humiliated the way Jen was...]

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