The Least Surprising News - Possibly Ever

Thumbnail image for tiger-woods-main-wikipedia.jpgHey, guess what? There's an alleged Tiger Woods sex tape being shopped at Vivid Entertainment as we speak! I hope you were sitting down for that one. Details, via TMZ

[Someone is shopping what she says is a Tiger Woods sex tape, and Vivid Entertainment is in the market. Steven Hirsch, head honcho of Vivid, tells TMZ a woman approached him two weeks ago, claiming she had a sex video of Tiger Woods. She said it was shot approximately two years ago.
Hirsch tells TMZ his people have seen 30 seconds of the video but is not confirming it's Tiger on tape -- he says he's still trying to ID the players.
Two things. First, Tiger's lawyers have already put out a threatening letter, stating they will go after anyone who tries to publish nude photos or videos of Tiger Woods.
Thing two. There is no way such a video could be legally released without Tiger's John Hancock. Good luck with that.]

So, we'll never see it - not that I'd want to, personally - but allegations of the existence will only add fuel to the fire. Actually, is it really a bonfire of scandal anymore? It seems that we all got over the shock of this after the fifth mistress was revealed. At this point an alleged sex tape is only "par for the course" with Tiger! Who knew golf and sex were such a mix? I always pictured old dudes sipping scotch while wearing plaid before this...

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