There's Nothing Like Lingering Genitalia

Forget Jenny From The Block - this interviewer on Paranormal State is the one who deserves an Oscar. Seriously, I don't know how this guy kept a straight face. Here's more from The Soup: 

[Paranormal State's diligent team of haunt investigators has taken on some frightening assignments, but this case offers something truly shocking. A distraught blonde lady has experienced something entering her bedroom, and laying down upon her. She even felt genitalia. So is it a horndog from beyond the grave--or is Tiger Woods making house calls?]

Sometimes it's the simple things that can make one's day - this clip definitely made mine. I've watched it at least three times already and plan on continuing to indulge before the day is through. I guess that's why I never succeed at those cleansing thingys - I'm on a steady diet of trash. Speaking of Tiger Woods, because aren't we always these days, there's more scandal a-brewing. Details, via What Would Tyler Durden Do: 

[Tiger Woods regularly paid to watch girl-girl sex, had three-way sex with professional escorts and even consensual sex with other men, according to a little tattle-tale named Loredana Jolie. The one time Playboy model now big-nosed prostitute offers no proof of her claims, but will sell the story to the highest bidder. Stuff like this is why I almost never have three ways with prostitutes any more.]

More info here, if you're curious. I guess it's payday for anyone willing to crawl out of the woodwork and chat about whatever random tidbits come to mind. That would, in fact, describe the entire Tiger story in a nutshell.