Martha Stewart, dancing and actually moving her hips. I think I've just gone blind. Details, via the lovely Evil Beet:
[Yesterday Martha Stewart had a pole dancing instructor on
her show and now, of course, there are clips of it everywhere on the Internet.
No, she doesn't freak it or anything, but you will definitely raise an eyebrow
when you watch this. Martha knows what she's doing. She's done this before. And
isn't that what we love about Martha? She knows she's kind of like a robot, she
knows she's on the frosty side, but she also knows when she's being funny. When
she says "She got me on the pole!", it sounds more like she's mocking them.
There's a undertone of "You bitches think I'm doing this for you, don't you?"
there, for sure. And then she lifts up her leg. Love Martha. She's gangster for
days.]
A Christmas tree, filled with handmade birdhouses? Yes, Ms. Stewart. A spandex clad Martha dancing? No. Not a good thing. Definitely not a good thing. Although she could probably teach Courtney Love a thing or two...
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