This Is What Happens When You Have Too Much Money

miley-cyrus-shredded-top.jpgSometimes an overabundance of cash leads to some crazy-ass purchases. In an effort to be up to date with the latest trends, shopkeepers can convince celebrities to buy things of little or no value. And more power to 'em, in this economy. Is it any surprise that Miley Cyrus fell prey to buying what amounts to shredded air? Details, via Litely Salted

[Jeepers there, Miles, that's some top you got on there. I didn't know they had a kid's section at Hos 'N Thangs, but I guess I'll keep that in mind for next time. To be fair, it does a good job of covering the boobies, but yikes to everything from behind. It's like some sort of hideous mullet shirt: Slutty business in the front, big whorish party in the back y'all. And I cannot be the only one who thinks those jeans make her look like some sort of Na'vi prostitute, can I?]

The teen tyrant empress has no clothes - literally.

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