First of all - Tila Tequila had a press agent? I find that amazing in itself, considering what a 24/7 hot mess that bitch appears to be. Tila's agent must be the Lee Anne Devette equivalent, because that's about as much good as this person has done. Tom Cruise never recovered from his sister (and fellow Scientologist) taking the helm for his public persona - not that Tequila had anywhere near as much to work with as Cruise. Anyway, the long and short of this missive is that Tila's publicist has quit. God help us all. Details, via Bitten & Bound:

[We are apparently not the only ones who think Tila Tequila's antics are anything but normal. The reality star suffered another blow this week when her publicist Jessica Cohen quit.

Jessica told TMZ, "Some matters need to remain private and away from media attention...I realized we need to part ways while she deals with the loss of her fiancee." Cohen cited "recent events" as her reason for quitting. Another good excuse might have been -- 'the mounting evidence that Tila is crazy.'

On January 5, 2010, Tila's fiancee Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, was found dead in the guest house of a residence where she was staying.]

I'm not sure if Jessica is the one who ordered the Tequila to happily pose in a tree the day after her fiance passed away - but whomever was responsible should be fired, even if it was Tila herself. Of course TT made up for it the following day by Tweeting while snapping photos of herself weeping. Whew - crisis averted! Either way, I'm not sure what took Jessica Cohen this long to bail ship - but I'm sure whatever course Tila charts for herself will be more than interesting.

[Photo Credit: Glenn Francis, via Wikipedia. Click link for info.]

Tila Tequila's Press Agent Must Not Be Much Smarter Than Tila

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