The ends this family will go to in an attempt to top each other apparently has no bounds. This time the K-Dash to make the news is the one you never (well, rarely) hear about - brother Rob Kardashian. He strikes me as relatively sane, albeit rather boring. I guess he's got a little somethin' somethin' going on - rumor has it that he cheated on his longtime girlfriend... with a porn star! Details, via Evil Beet: [I don't know why this is affecting me, but it is. I normally
don't cover the K-dash beat, but for some reason I find this really upsetting
and newsworthy. So, if you've seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians, you know
that little brother Rob was dating Adrienne Bailon, that really adorable girl
who was in 3LW and that Disney Channel movie Cheetah Girls. While I always
found Rob to kind of be a weird lookin' dude with a head full of stuffing, I
always thought that there must be something redeemable if he landed her. She
just seems like a nice, adorable chick. Then we found out on last night's
episode that the two of them are dunzo because Rob cheated on her. What?! How
sad, not to mention disgusting, that he cheated on her with a porn star. Does
anyone want to think about Rob Kardashian getting sexed by a porn star?
Probably no one except Rob Kardashian.]
Let's add another layer to this story, shall we? More information (because we all care so much) via PopCrunch:
[Adrienne's devotion to her career and Rob's hectic school
schedule have also been cited as mitigating factors causing the breakup.
Adrienne created quite a stir in November 2008, when nude photographs she
snapped for Rob were splashed on the Internet. Despite rumors of a leak, the
singer claimed innocence, insisting that the photographs were taken from a
laptop stolen while she was coming off a flight at New York's JFK Airport.
Rob, 22, did not provide any details on who he was
unfaithful with, although he was romantically-linked to adult film star Lisa
Ann (of Nailin' Paylin fame) as recently as November. Adrienne, for her part,
has moved on. The 26-year-old New York native is currently dating an
unidentified man, who she was seen texting throughout last night's show.]
I can't decide what is funnier - Rob's alleged Nailin' Paylin (link is safe for work) hookup or his "hectic school schedule." That guy appears to be bustin' some ass - it's just not clear whose...
[Photo Credit: Rob and Adrienne, before Paylin "came" between them.]
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