A Parody For Swifty


I knew the tide would turn at some point for Taylor Swift - it looks like that time might be now. Taylor is undeniably cute, sweet and talented. But what does it say about our celebrity culture that she stands out because she's nice? The tyranny of the virgin must end. Here's a great little nugget from Autostraddle that sums it up: 

["Why does Swift seem, at 20, a decade younger than 23-year-old Lady Gaga? 'Cause Taylor is the ingénue: eternally childlike, obedient and one-dimensional.]

Read Evil Beet's rant here and the Autostraddle article in its entirety here. Perhaps Taylor's alleged hookup with John Mayer might not be the worst thing in the world afterall. It sounds like it might be time to grow up. Sex sells - so why can't Swift have both?

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