Ah, Heck - Where's The Fun In That?

February 9, 2010 by
Jenna Zine
charlie-sheen-in-leather.jpgCharlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller have reunited - but not without a few court-ordered conditions. Brooke infamously called the cops on Charlie Christmas Day after a verbal spat broke out between the two and he subsequently threatened her with a knife. Merry Frickin' Christmas to you! Who says there's no Santa Claus? Of course that set a lovely tone for 2010 and now the couple has reunited. Sounds like a great idea! Details, via The Daily Mail: 

[Charlie Sheen was reunited with his wife Brooke Mueller yesterday after a court order forced them apart for six weeks.An Aspen, Colorado judge agreed the couple shouldn't be forcibly estranged, but did charge the actor with third-degree assault.

Mueller initially wanted the charges against her husband dismissed following his Christmas Day arrest for allegedly assaulting her. While the prosecution declined her request and filed charges against the actor, the District Attorney did dropped the couple's restraining order, a mandatory practice in Colorado for domestic disputes.

The judge modified the order on the condition Sheen, 44, does not drink alcohol, is in possession of guns or harasses his wife.

Sheen was charged with felony menacing and misdemeanour charges of third-degree assault and criminal mischief. The most serious of these charges could see the actor spend up to three years behind bars.

"Brooke would like this case to be over and charges dismissed so they can get on with their lives." Sheen's lawyer Richard Cummin added: "They finally got their restraining order lifted. They're finally able to communicate. You can imagine how hard it is to be married and not have any communication for some time. They're heading out to California so they can they work on their issues between them, and take care of their children and move forward with their lives."]

Asking Charlie Sheen to live without the aid of alcohol, guns or harassment of women is like asking a normal person to live without oxygen. Where's the quality of life in that? The state of Colorado might as well send Sheen to prison - at least he could entertain himself with more contraband in there than he'll be able to enjoy on the outside. 

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