Sometimes I sit around and contemplate how I'd like to sell the newborn child that I don't have for a shot at redoing my teen years. Then I see a video like the one above and I count my blessings while clinging to my Retin-A. I guess I don't have too much to regret - at least I put my driver's license to good use and took myself to Planned Parenthood for some birth control. A great decision that has resonated for many, many carefree years! I'm proof positive that you can be a teenager
and have safe sex. Granted, it didn't land me my own reality show - but it's made for a happier life. Enough about me - here's a brief summary of the clip above, courtesy of
The Soup: [According to the website for MTV's new season of
16 and
Pregnant, Jenelle is a "North Carolina beach bunny who loves
partying." Presumably, that unrelenting teenage passion for the good
times involved getting knocked up. Well, these things happen. Now she's stuck between her angry mom and time bomb
boyfriend. It just can't get any worse. Actually, it probably can.]
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