Michael Lohan is officially moving to Los Angeles. Frankly, I thought he already resided there. Scratch that - I haven't even thought about Michael enough to even wonder about where he lives. Oddly enough, he thinks we care. In fact, he's filming the entire enterprise for a reality show. He actually hasn't been hired for one, mind you - he's simply taking the requisite precautions, just in case. Details, via Crazy Days & Nights: [Michael Lohan is bringing his mesh shirts to Los Angeles.
Probably wanting to be closer to his fantasy girl also known as his daughter.
Anyway, because Michael doesn't just hook up the family truckster to a U-Haul
and move, we might all have to watch his move as part of a reality show. His
idea is to get a bunch of "celebrities" and have them all take a bus
across the country. Of course Michael and his girlfriend Kate Major will be
leading all of this so I'm not sure what kind of celebrities will want to be a
part of this, but Michael says he has a camera crew and that everyone will want
to buy it when he is finished.
"We're calling the show, Crossing Borders,
because not only will we be crossing physical borders as we go state to state,
but moral borders as well. As each celebrity sees him/herself as a good
person, viewers will see that we all try to do our best to walk the walk, but
sometimes cross the borders of what is right and wrong."
Such as wanting
strippers who look like your daughter.]
Yeah, this is rife with all kinds of possible snafus. Michael Lohan in a mesh shirt, taking over Lindsay's home base - hilarity ensues. Not that will be seeing this because, seriously, who's gonna buy this shit? Meanwhile, Kate Major - Jon Gosselin's ex - must not be missing Gosselin's stubby penis. Not when she's got a hunk o' Lohan.
[Photo Credit: Michael Lohan and Kate Major. Remember when Michael and Jon were friends? That was built to last!]
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